roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Urban ghettos

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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GOODBYE

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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