- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Pickles are moist.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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