- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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