Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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