Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Women's rights.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Women's Rights

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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