Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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