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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Donald Trump

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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