- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

your mama's so fat... that's it

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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