I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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sucks Syntax...

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Yanter, Look it up

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