Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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every knight i see an owl at window

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Anti Joke

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