What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Obama = ebola

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...