what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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