- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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