- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did the man die? He was old.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

whats black and strange a paki

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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