- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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