knock,knock you suck

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A house comes around the corner.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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