"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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