- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What hurts like hell? HELL

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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