- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

i found waldo.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Your girlfriend.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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