- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's 2+2? Fish

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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