Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

CFL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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