- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What's big and long? My dick.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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