An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Your big dick.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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