- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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