- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Knock knock. Its open.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

This is not a joke.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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