- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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