- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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