- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

poopy is poopy

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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