- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

whats long and black? a baton

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