- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

A storm be brewin!

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

j.p. is dumb

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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