Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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