Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why so serious ?

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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