- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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