How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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stinky boner

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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black people swimming

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