- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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