- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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