Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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