- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

taking out the trash... at night

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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