- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

So one time there was this woman learning...

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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