i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Women's rights.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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