- Anti Joke

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

bite me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

I C U P White stuff

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.