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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's 2+2? Fish

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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