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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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