- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

VITAMIN C!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Albino African Americans

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

anti jokes are for fags

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

what do you call a black chef glendon

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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