- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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