A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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