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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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