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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

womens rights

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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