what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why so serious ?

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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