- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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