- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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