Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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how man

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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