- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Roses are red, yup.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Christ is a conspiracy

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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