- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Black people being friendly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

what are three short words? i a am

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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