Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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like most people my age. im 27

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knock knock go away

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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