- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why so serious ?

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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