- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Penis

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Julian Ha.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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