Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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John Cena for president

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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