- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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