It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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