- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

George W. Bush

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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