- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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