- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

123 f*ck off

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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