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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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