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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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