- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

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