What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Wait! hundred billions!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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