What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Amazing

will you like this joke my sources say no

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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