How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

fish fishy caoimhin

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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