your going to die

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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P0P T4Rt

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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