WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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