A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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youre gay

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I can't see my forehead

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Popsicles

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Ben is gay

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Anti Joke

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