How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Laura Pratz..

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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DERP

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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