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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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