- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

I Love Hitler.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

My life

apple pie.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

noodles

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Female Athletics

I AM DISSAPOINTED

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Winking at old people

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