Roses are red Violets are blue

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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I'm Spartacus

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Popsicles

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Women's rights.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Oh...okay, good.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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