Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Female Athletics

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