- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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