Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Women's Rights...

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Anti Joke

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