Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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I like your hair

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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