- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A horse walked into a barn...

Whats a cat? A cat!

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Gay rights

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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