Jews who wear penny loafers...

Women's Rights

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

American healthcare.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What do you call your mother? Mom.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Where to, sir? Forward.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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