Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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