Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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P0P T4Rt

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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