Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Women's Rights...

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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