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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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