Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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