Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Who invented apple? God

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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