- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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