- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Bob Saget that is all

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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