Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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