a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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diarrhea.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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