- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

drugs.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Banana Hamock.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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