- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's funnier than 24? 25

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

2 black kids walk into school

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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